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I Sold My Soul To Rock & Roll
My name is Lizzi. I love all things Avenged Sevenfold, Supernatural, Percy Jackson, Glee, Starkid, Doctor Who, and food related.
243| Dad: | I'll probably finish it tomorrow |
|---|---|
| Me: | God speed. It's all down hill from here. |
| Dad: | It's no Supernatural but I'll try to contain myself. |
| Me: | No Supernatural is ALWAYS downhill. At least their CGI is the same. |
| Dad: | What would happen if we combined them? |
| Me: | Oh god Dad no |
| Dad: | The angel can be Peeta. |
| Me: | Dad noooooo |
| Dad: | But instead of bread he makes trench coats. |
| Me: | Dad stop. |
| Dad: | THE BOY ON FIRE AND THE BOY WITH A TRENCH COAT |
| Me: | ....I like that you automaticly assume that Katniss is going to be a male. |
| Dad: | ...I thought they didn't have girls on that show. |
| Me: | They do but they tend to die. A lot. |
| Dad: | Well then they can be the other tributes. |
| Me: | Oh god. |
| Dad: | The moose can be Prim. |
| Me: | -cry laughing- |
| Dad: | It will be like....Brokeback Supernatural Games. |
| Me: | What?! |
| Dad: | The cave scene. Brokeback Moutain. Get with it. |
| Me: | Dad...Dad I think you're pairing two guys together in a show you've never seen, in the setting of a teen novel. |
| Dad: | I seen clips. That angel is gay. Gay as the day is long. |
| Me: | .... |
| Dad: | I'm going to bed. |
| Me: | ... |
| Dad: | You're going to tell the internet aren't you? |
| Me: | Yes. Yes I am. |
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Through sin and self-destruction ; I am rock & roll.
I guess I’m never gonna learn.
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#at one point steve remembers he got married to a stripper #and screams #I MARRIED A HOOKER #and thor looks absolutely offended and yells #HOW DARE YOU SHE’S A NICE LADY
#spoilers: the stripper is loki
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with Loki that’s a legit concern, he’s got knocked up by less…
he’ll have quadruplets now… one half super-soldier, one god (ohgod try to imagine what mess a mixture of mischief and strength would be) and two brainy kids, one of whom turns green at will
so basically we’ll have three super strong babies, one of whom has a tendency to cause chaos once in a while and then we have little tony2 who just uses science to cause mischief
ok i want fic now
I second this motion with the kink that this all happened via voluntary gangbang.
GO!
DO IT NOW!! >D
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| Parents: | -flipping through TV channels in the den, stumble across Doctor Who on BBC America- |
|---|---|
| -theme song comes on- | |
| Dad: | Oh...oh dear god... |
| -shuffle shuffle- | |
| -scuffle scratch scratch- | |
| -scratch CRASH scuffle BANG CRASH- | |
| Me: | -bursts through the door- I HEARD THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE. |
Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.
HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.
If you’re my follower and you don’t reblog this we have a problem~
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES
you better reblog this.
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Through sin and self-destruction… Until the music stops.
Hold your breath my dear, we’re going under.
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